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It's not just that. If you were a cat, it's not only the work you won't be having - you will never have to deal with another Zoom meeting, any to-do list, and definitely no bosses. Because as a cat, you are your own boss - and also your human's boss.
And it's not just meow meow (though a cat's life is definitely filled with a lot of meow meow) - it's this hooman slave you got in your house (because the house is yours). They'll clean your litter, they'll keep your food bowl full, and they'll give you lots of yummy treats.
Oh, to be a house cat… Very wow. Much meow meow.
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“Oh, and Susan, please explain to Grandma that this grey goo she gave me is not cat treats at all. I demand meat, chicken, tuna, and some catnip for dessert. After this Grandma visit, I think I deserve all of it, every day, for at least a week. Give me all the noms. And take this ugly sweater off of me - I need to clean my furr from its existence on my body."
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Oh, are they making a feline version of Prison Break? Because we'd totally watch it. We'd watch it hard. Way more than the hooman version.
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